Voice Mail

[alwaysonguard]

 
"Dwight Hendrickson here. Obviously, I'm not available. Leave a message and I will get back to you."

*BEEP*

Comments

[somethingwithturquoise]

At some point on Thursday morning/afternoon, a text message would make its way to Dwight's phone.

Heyyyy there, buddy, how u doing out there? Not dead, I hope?

Phone Day

[notagoose]

Goose had been checking his messages, and was rather confused when he got one that he didn’t recognise and after a few moments decided to text back to let the person know that their message hadn’t gone to the right person.

I think you may have sent this text by mistake as I don’t think this was meant for me? Good luck with your writing though, I’m glad it’s going well

That seemed rather polite and encouraging, too bad it wasn’t going to go to the person it was supposed to.

Phone Day Omg

[begmetwice]

Well, that was certainly a confusing message, Steven.

"Honestly, darling, I'm glad to hear you know better than to threaten me. Always knew you were a bright little thing! But, really -- if you need something from the shop, you know I'd be happy to accommodate you. Anything you want at all. I'd even keep it from the squirrels and -- well, you know. Our little secret, yeah?"

[stykera]

[from here]

"Why are you talking about braiding my hair? I haven't even got hair to braid. I don't let it grow anymore!"

[hasaknightjob]

On Tuesday afternoon, April 16, 2024, Dwight got a text from Marc's phone.

Need more furniture. Lemme know when you get a chance.